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Monday, October 3, 2011

Alabama Crimson Tide vs Florida Gators...

    The Crimson Tide rolled into Gainesville and proceeded to drain the swamp while leaving a ring around the stadium. The thuggish collection of knuckle dragging, helmeted heathens grabbed the Gator by the tail and spanked the unruly serpent into submission as a large contingent of Alabama probation officers kept a watchful eye (wink wink) on their team. In a show of goodwill, the Gainesville community provided the visitors parking area with water and feed troughs and local authorities provided detailed maps of direct routes out of town. 37 yr old parolee "Twinky" Hatfield (a freshman) led the Tide with a stolen jumbotron, four break-ins and a smash and grab at a local 7-11, followed closely by 3 time felon Horace Daily who single handedly robbed the entire officiating crew...bwahahahahahaa!