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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Small town weekend update...

     Continuing the tradition of the friday morning weekend outlook series, I will provide a quick analysis of upcoming local events around Crossville,Tennessee...
The quilting contest scheduled for saturday morning at the pavilion has been cancelled due to last months closing of the yarns-r-us outlet store...
The 107th annual moonshine marathon will have the finish line moved up to 100 ft in hopes of ...having its first winner...
The ladies aching bunion auxillary league will be holding their monthly meeting indoors due to the recent cold snap...
The local version of "occupy wall street"...has been renamed "occupy stanley street" and will feature Horace Bowlin and Bo Hickly performing on the washtub and tuba in a free concert for the demonstrators...
The saturday evening street sweeper parade has been cancelled due to a broken belt on sweeper number two, but the volunteer fire dept`s "hose down main street" show will go on as planned...
Directions to the free beer keg party are as follows...take the first right past where ol man Whurley`s barn used to be, stay left at the third fork to the right, and go on about a mile or two past wher Mr Dixon`s cow died last year...
...it`s a gonna be a busy weekend, yeehaw!!!