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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Man injured at White House...amputations possible!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/finger-amputations-possible-after-white-house-incident/2012/02/14/gIQAt1ZqDR_blog.html


Unnamed sources have confirmed my suspicions that the man was injured while lifting a copy of the just released Obama budget. It seems his hand was smashed when six tons of gimmicks, accounting tricks, fuzzy math and outright lies tumbled out from between the covers...!