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Sunday, December 16, 2012

New Orleans 41 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0 ...

     Another week, another misadventure. The bungling Buc`s sailed into New Orleans only to drop anchor through their own hull and quickly run up the white flag of surrender. The offensive output amounted to a wet powder barrage that fizzled in the barrel of the starboard side number three cannon, the ball rolling out and injuring the foot of an offensive lineman. The special teams could best be categorized as special needs, a quickly constructed ramp affording them an escape avenue below deck. On the defensive side of the debacle, a cleverly disguised plan of allowing the Saints to score at will worked to perfection. Josh Freeman coughed up four interceptions, a lost fumble, two hairballs, and six gallons of sea water en route to his worst performance as a 'pro'. Coach Schiano was heard shouting 'who dat' as the Buc`s took the field for the fourth quarter...