Wallops Island,Virginia...After four successful launches of the original design of the Antares/ Cygnus configuration for Orbital Sciences` commercial spacecraft program, a new and improved model known as the Barack-a-rocket, ended in disaster last night just seconds into it`s maiden flight. Developed under strict guidelines set forth by the Obama administration, the rocket was said to weigh twice as much, carry half the payload, and cost six times the amount of the previous version. The President was quick to place blame for the mishap on a supposed grainy You-Tube video that reportedly showed John Boehner and Mitch McConnell running from the area of the rocket just moments before the failed launch.The suspects were rumored to be carrying a monkey wrench and large hammer!
What`s wrong with a little political rocket explosion humor? At least no one got killed in the calamity!